ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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