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Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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