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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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