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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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