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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend.
You took a photo of grass, posted it, and checked how many people liked the grass.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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