ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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