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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a spending problem.
You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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