ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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