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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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