ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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