ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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