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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "taking a social media break".
You announced it on social media. Twice. With a carousel.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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