ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "on a gap year".
It's your third.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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