ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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