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You say you're "an old soul".
You're 21. The only old thing about you is your phone's battery health.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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