ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly.
That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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