ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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