ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "it's giving" about your own life.
It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent arrears. It's giving a group chat that muted you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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