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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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