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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The best time to start saving was twenty years ago.
The second-best time was also twenty years ago. You missed both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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