ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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