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You say "it's not that deep" a lot.
Your Notes app has 300 entries and every one of them is that deep.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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