ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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