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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 2 MARCH 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
They were picked first. You're what was left.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
  2. Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
  3. Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
  4. Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
  5. Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
  6. Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
  7. Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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