ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend.
You took a photo of grass, posted it, and checked how many people liked the grass.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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