ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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