ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You say you're "an old soul".
You're 21. The only old thing about you is your phone's battery health.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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