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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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