ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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