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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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