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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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