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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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