ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a spending problem.
You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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