ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The battle pass costs £9.99 a season.
Your childhood cost nothing and had better rewards.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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