ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every parent has a favourite child.
It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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