ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English language.
Then they renamed it. The sentence survived.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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