ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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