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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
SUNDAY, 1 JANUARY 2017
Some people run marathons.
You run late, and you still come last.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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