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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
WEDNESDAY, 4 JANUARY 2017
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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