ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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