ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your therapist said set boundaries.
You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m. to explain it for forty minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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