ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your step counter used to set goals.
Now it just sends "Hello?" like a relative checking you're still alive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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