ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a spending problem.
You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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