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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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