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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You're "on a gap year".
It's your third.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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