ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You typed "speak to an agent" nine times.
The bot sent you a help article about speaking to agents. The agents were let go in March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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