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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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