ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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