ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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