ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Too close to call” means nobody knows.
It is said by people paid a lot to know.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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